Interview with Miranda

Hey Ya'll!
So Miranda and here is an interview with her about the random subjects that happen in my house.

Q:So, what do you think of my freaky family?

A:Um, well, that one (Laura) is OK, and that one (JoAnna) is odd just kidding, and this one (Gloria) is quietisher than the other people. And Sara, well, I haven't seen much of Sara. Oh yeah, Melisa, I want to meet her.

Q:You looking forward to next year, with Mrs. Archer, the devil?

A:Mrs Archer, ah Mrs. Archeer, she's an awesome lady, and Bonita is just overreacting to her bipolarness. 'Cuz she's all, GRRR with a mad face and then she's all HAHAHA happy face! Um um um and she doesn't like Bonita, 'cuz Bonita's better than her on viola.

Q:Looking forward to seeing Chaaaaaad?

A:Who's Chad???

Q:What are your views on pancakes in America (that's not a metaphor, it's a serious question. I'm dead serious with this Miranda.)

A:Oh, the of then um, unavoidable (how do you spell that? I don't know!!!) pancake question! I think they should be banned (Bonita: I like pancakes.)!!! MWAHAHAHAHHA, MWAHAHAHAHA! Sorry.

Q:If you were a book jacket what would be on you?

A:Not Twilight! 'Cuz Twilight it's the evilest book in the universe!!!Icky icky icky! I would have a dundundundummmmmm... SOFTBALL! 'Cuz softball is the awesomest thing in the universe!!!Hahahaha!

Q: If you were a shoplifter, what would be your master plan?

A:Well, if I tell you, I will be put in jail. But, fine I guess I'll tell you 'cuz your my frieeeeeends. Walk into the store, take my trusty softball bat, which I have hit many homeruns with, and be like BAM BAM BAM to the cameras (Bonita: But there's normally no more than 3 cameras in the store...) fine, I'd wear a mask! And then I'd sing like the Mission Impossible theme.*Miranda runs around, dancing, and singing a random set of notes that are suppost to be the Mission Impossible theme. Then she steals a box of Cocoa Puffs, that are mixed with chocolate and vanilla, they are new!*

Q:If chickens fell from the sky, what would you do?

A:"Chickens keep falling on my head!
Uh, I don't know the rest of the wooooords!!!"

If chicken fell from the sky, I would...I would call all my friends and start a bonfire, them we would have chicken strips, chicken nuggets, chicken wraps, chicken ice cream, YEAH WOO! Chicken Icees, you know, "the Works" (Bonita threatens her sister's lives...) Oh, um, um, I wouldn't invite the vegetarians, they would be party poopers! They would say," OH NO DON'T EAT THE CHICKENS!!! THEY HAVE FEELINGS, TOO!!!"Yeah.

Q:What's the most randomest conversation you've ever had?

A: With me, with Morgan and I, we are sitting on the phone, or talking on the phone, talking, and she's like hold on and she's like BURP! And I'm like What are you doing, and she's like, I'm burping, and I'm like let me go get a Diet Coke, too, and we start burping to each other on the phone. I have odd friends, and Bonita's one of them. Don't type that!!!! Lauren!!! NEXT QUESTION!!

Q:*Laura sings**Bonita thinks**Laura sings about chickens**Bonita suggests that we ask a question* *Bonita thinks* What do you think about Laura's singing?

A: THE WORLD'S GONNA END!!! THE WORLD'S GONNA END! *Laura continues**Bonita threatens Lauras life**Laura yells so I can't here anyone* Uh, mirrors start to crack*Miranda pats Laura on the back because she is choking to death** Laura coughs on me**She yells in my ear**Bonta moves on*

Q:What is your favorite shape of pillow?

A:I would have to say that I don't want a normal square pillow *Bonita hugs square pillow* the people who have square pillows are just so UNCOOL and BORING *Bonita says "STOP IT OFF, GLORIA!"**Laura comes back**Miranda laughs**Miranda snorts from laughing**Lauren laughs inside**Laura suggests that we sacrifice her because she's a chicken**Laura says Miranda is beating her up**JoAnna talks and talks and talks and talks**Laura says we should eat her (But that would be cannibalism.....)*We went from pillow to chickens!!!!

And that ends the interveiw.

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A NOTE FROM THE WRITER, LAUREN: Yes, this is how the interveiw went, and yes, this is WORD FOR WORD. And Laura says hi. It's a typical day in Bonita's world. I gotta go, Laura is singing again.

-Lauren

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Sister

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

My sister is gone for the summer to help my aunt in Utah with her kids.This means that I am the oldest in the house!YES!!! Well in other news Miranda is having a sleep over on Thursday so expect an interview or some funny stories from it.

~Bonita

PS Guess what I didn't say that I normally say in my posts? For the answer just comment, it makes me happy.